♪8 | Anonymous text/Action for the House of Minnie crew

[saxsongs]

[Ren is obviously bored and abusing the anonymous function he finally got to work after so long.]

A curious question.

What would you do if you made a nasty organization your greatest enemy?

I am, or will be, an ex Team Rocket Grunt with nothing in plans for the future. I'd love to hear your opinions.

As a reward, I can tell you things about the team. Sounds like a good deal, right?

Comments

text.

[flareblitz]

that why youre quitting?

anonymous text.

[saxsongs]

Yep. I'm not cut out to do the stuff they want us to do.

text.

[flareblitz]

like?

anonymous text.

[saxsongs]

Mostly stealing and otherwise deceiving others.

There are, however, even worse things than that, I'm afraid.

A lighthouse has been blown up. Cookies have been poisoned. People have been assaulted with Pokémon.

A lot of nasty stuff.

text.

[flareblitz]

[ Behold his moral compass as he gets confused by-- ]

why poison cookies

they run out of ideas?

anonymous text.

[saxsongs]

[It's the biggest crime of them all.]

I don't know. Some jerk wanted to ruin everyone's Christmas, I guess.

Some guys here aren't really the most creative, to be honest.

Or then he's just the bad villain he is.

text.

[flareblitz]

[ Off screen: a snort. 'They tried' has never fit anyone better. On screen, it's still bland, lazy typing. ]

makes things easier for you

anonymous text.

[saxsongs]

A bit, yeah.

text.

[flareblitz]

hard to miss stupid targets

[ Still on the topic of burning, obviously. ]

anonymous text.

[saxsongs]

That's quite true. Though if you do miss and they get pissed off at such attempt, you'll end up in a worse situation.

text.

[flareblitz]

'if' is pointless

just dont miss

anonymous text.

[saxsongs]

I guess there'd need to be months of practice to pull it off.

text.

[flareblitz]

times no problem?

anonymous text.

[saxsongs]

Not really. Got all the time I'd need.

text.

[flareblitz]

make it count

anonymous text.

[saxsongs]

I shall.