♪8 | Anonymous text/Action for the House of Minnie crew

[saxsongs]

[Ren is obviously bored and abusing the anonymous function he finally got to work after so long.]

A curious question.

What would you do if you made a nasty organization your greatest enemy?

I am, or will be, an ex Team Rocket Grunt with nothing in plans for the future. I'd love to hear your opinions.

As a reward, I can tell you things about the team. Sounds like a good deal, right?

Comments

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[flareblitz]

[ Here, let him depart some Helpful Advice based on personal experience. While completely ignoring context 'cause Team Rocket? What? ]

burn them

anonymous text.

[saxsongs]

[That make Ren laugh for a while. The most interesting answer so far.]

Tried that?

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[flareblitz]

not here

[ Could also mean 'not yet'. ]

anonymous text.

[saxsongs]

You might want to keep that in mind. Nasty folks, those guys.

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[flareblitz]

that why youre quitting?

anonymous text.

[saxsongs]

Yep. I'm not cut out to do the stuff they want us to do.

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[flareblitz]

like?

anonymous text.

[saxsongs]

Mostly stealing and otherwise deceiving others.

There are, however, even worse things than that, I'm afraid.

A lighthouse has been blown up. Cookies have been poisoned. People have been assaulted with Pokémon.

A lot of nasty stuff.

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[flareblitz]

[ Behold his moral compass as he gets confused by-- ]

why poison cookies

they run out of ideas?

anonymous text.

[saxsongs]

[It's the biggest crime of them all.]

I don't know. Some jerk wanted to ruin everyone's Christmas, I guess.

Some guys here aren't really the most creative, to be honest.

Or then he's just the bad villain he is.

anonymous text.

[firepledge]

If only he trained his pokémon. . . p(´⌒｀｡q)

anonymous text.

[saxsongs]

Awww. He should. They're our best friends here, especially because they can protect us.

anonymous text.

[firepledge]

Exa~ctly! His poor pokémon are training themselves. . .

anonymous text.

[saxsongs]

You should warn him that the Pokémon will only get stronger as they routes go by. One day Pokémons self-training won't be enough.

anonymous text.

[firepledge]

Consider him warned!

anonymous text.

[firepledge]

Ohhh? Then Manju needs training (⌒▽⌒)☆

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[flareblitz]

[ Text or not, his irritation's palpable. Why are you texting him, don't think he doesn't know!! He's been trolled more than once after all. ]

why

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[firepledge]

[ that is totally a 'why do I need to to train Manju' and not a 'why are you texting me', isn't it! you should learn to speak type more, King, it's easy to be misundertood without tone ]

Burning, of course! ( ^^)ノ σ~* [ ...so it's a bomb, but the sentiment works? ]

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[flareblitz]

[ You only pay attention to his tone when it suits you anyway. ]

it does that already

burns bugs

anonymous text.

[firepledge]

[ lies, he pays attention! ]

With training, he could burn way more! Even stronger pokemon will fall to their knees before him!

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[flareblitz]

you train it

[ Newbies are your responsibility, no? ]

NOT HERE

[firepledge]

[ . . . ]

anonymous text.

[firepledge]

Alright.

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[firepledge]

But bonding between pokemon and trainer is very important too (＾▽＾)ノ

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[flareblitz]

[ ... bonding ≠ burning the last time he checked. ]

your point?