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[It's been a while since Ren's actually posted anything on the network. Even though it has been, he's not going to talk much about anything this time around. There's also a pretty good reason why this is an audio post and not a video one.]

You know, I thought that doing absolutely nothing once in a while would be nice and relaxing. Turns out it's actually pretty exhausting. Especially if you go on for days [or weeks] of doing nothing.

That being said, I'm stuck doing nothing for some time longer. No idea for how long. There just isn't anything to do here. [Well, it's certainly better than getting his ass kicked.]

If you're like to help, tell me something interesting. Something you can share to the public. It can be about your home world or about this world. Whatever you come up with. I'll listen.

[And so will the guard who's listening to his conversations, but that's why he said about the whole public thing.]

(ooc: If you're part of the PGC, you might have heard from this post by Utau that Ren is currently quite unavailable. He has been given the chance to use his gear, but he's being monitored on what he's actually talking - so no private conversation possibility.)

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[... Okay, trying to calm down here before she even thinks of actually replying to this.]

[Wait, something interesting? Umh, you kind of already know a lot about her home and her life here, so what should she even say here...?]

[Well, let's start with...]

Maybe you should pick a better place for a fun and relaxing vacation next time, then.

[Not that she will ever admit of having any idea of where he is right now. Nope. But he did say he's bored wherever he is, so... WHY ARE BOYS ALWAYS SO STUPID ANYWAY?!]

[Long time no talk to you as well, Winry. He's going to get a wrench on his head next time they meet isn't he...]

Yeah, this wasn't exactly the best choice...

Any suggestions for when I plan my next vacation?

[Yes, or maybe she'll try to teleport one through her gear soon.]

Well, it's kinda almost summer and there's that water park somewhere in Kanto~.

[... |: or maybe she's trying to save your love life with random ideas.]

[Please don't. Unless he can use the wrench to unscrew a few things to get out.]

Oh, is there? I really should take a better look at Kanto at some point.

[Thank you, Miss Winry ;;]

[Well... You could probably use that or some other tools from her for that.]

I think so? Aren't you the one, who's been more in Kanto than me? Anyway, it's not like I know much about that place, but it definitely sounds more fun.

[♥ ...or is she torturing you to start imagining your fiancee in bikini?]

Hmm... right now, I can't remember hearing about that, but I might just have a poor memory. I'll have to investigate if that's true.

[Dude, you spend quite a long time in Cerulean. What did you do there, snore in the inn?]

Or go to that course thing, that's supposed to be in Vermillion. It's something about survival skills and self-defense and stuff.

[Because sounds like you could use a course like that, geez. ...But guess that wouldn't be so fun for a vacation.]

I really should go to Kanto one day, so many things to try out there.

That doesn't sound much of a vacation... even though it would be entertaining, I suppose.

[Useful would be a better word, to be quite honest.]

Didn't you visit Kanto some time ago?

Entertaining, or useful maybe. Who knows when you need those skills here. Anyway, that water park thing sounds more like something fun to do for change.

[ as does throwing a wrench through her screen some time sooner or later, just to see if it reaches your head. ]

I did, but I was mostly in Saffron and Celadon. I guess it would be fun to travel through the whole region too.

Yeah, I think water park suits me better than military survival training skills. Sounds too much of something Hijirikawa would do instead.

[Please don't aim for the face. Back of the head works better.]

I do suggest it, even if I haven't seen all of it either. Kanto is a nice place.

Just. Avoid Diglett's.

Maybe you can suggest that to him then, but when you put it that way [...] have fun in the water whenever you can.

[She aims wherever she wants to aim, you can't stop her... But the screen can, so you will be safe.]

I'm kind of surprised that you haven't seen all of it either. It does sound like a nice place. [But she mostly travels whenever the brothers are, or at least one of them is, here...]

Why? What did they do to you?

I traveled through their cave once, thinking it would be a nice short cut. Almost went crazy with all the Diglet sounds.

[He can still hear them in his nightmares.] Good thing I didn't fall into my coma there.

Ohhhh. [Trying to hide some amusement in her voice. And failing at it.] So if I avoid their cave, it's a much more fun place to travel?

Yeah, there are definitely some places where I wouldn't want to fall into that coma here.

Yep. That's the best advice I can give you. The other routes are much more pleasant.

Have you experienced the coma-like state here?

I'll keep that in mind then whenever I go to Kanto. Thanks, Ren!

Nope. I went home completely and experienced new things there before I woke up in that house again. [Now she'd rather ...not go there, if there's the whole thing with dying for a moment coming up.]

Edited 2014-05-08 17:43 (UTC)

Always ready to warn people about Diglet dangers.

Ah. Were you gone for a long time?

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